Satire, obviously|Tuesday, 6 October 2026

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Why Are There No Bad Coffee Shops in Glasgow?

The Adoptee sits at a Glasgow café table reviewing suspiciously high coffee-shop ratings.

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Glasgow has no bad coffee shops. Apparently.

The internet insists Glasgow’s cafés are almost universally excellent. The Adoptee is suspicious.

Reviews & instalments

Our investigation into Glasgow’s suspiciously good coffee has already gone badly

Review No. 1 was supposed to test Glasgow’s suspiciously high coffee-shop ratings. Then The Adoptee picked one ranked among the best in the world.

By The Adoptee5 October 2026

The Adoptee, shown as the established seagull character, reviews Ottoman Coffee House over coffee and cake in a richly decorated café interior.